Sunday, May 12, 2013

On the home front: Paul Rand

Seems Paul Rand (R-Texas) – the new GOP front runner in causing the most harm to the most people – has sworn to “lead the fight to defeat the UN “Small Arms Treaty” in the United States Senate.”

The idea is basic – make sure terrorists have ample opportunity to obtain as many weapons as they need to kill children, women, and any who seek to go about their daily lives in peace and safety.

Rand objects to the idea he describes as a desire for UN bureaucrats will stop at nothing to register, ban and CONFISCATE firearms owned by private citizens…”  Of course, Rand also believes every child should have access to guns  -- because every parent should own one.  Rand wants more children killing children… so he makes it an issue for you … he really doesn’t care how freely available firearms are to terrorists ... after all, he needs the terrorists in the same way that Bush needed them.  Without terrorists, you cannot double the National Debt, bankrupt the nation, or line you pockets with the money (presented as consulting fees) those who finance terrorism throw at Republicans.

Rand opposes any effort to “BAN the trade, sale and private ownership of ALL semi-automatic weapons.”  After all, a semi-automatic weapon is just the thing you need to kill that pesky raccoon who keeps getting into the garbage bin… especially if you live in a major city…

Rand is upset with the idea that the law should allow authorities to “CONFISCATE and DESTROY ALL “unauthorized” civilian firearms”

… wouldn’t it be much better – per the Rand Republican position – to allow every criminal to keep their weapons… especially when they are arrested … allow them to keep that gun … take it to jail with them … we wouldn’t want to confiscate a weapon at the time of the arrest, can’t do that before the conviction.



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