A Christian Problem

Christians are self-identified as unworthy of salvation, and possibly beyond redemption.

The premise of Christianity is the idea that Jesus will be their Savior; he will represent his people on Judgment Day, and they will make it past those Pearly Gates.

Their problem is their own doctrines, and Canonized Gospel:
1. When Mary is pregnant, Joseph himself acknowledges that the child is not his – thus branding Mary a fornicator and adulteress.  It doesn’t matter whose baby it is, it is not the one belonging to her fiancée/husband.
2. We are taught that Mary remained a virgin – never had sex with Joseph – which is consistent with Joseph marrying her so she would not be disgraced [again Canon Scripture], but refusing to have sex with her.
3.  Joseph has more children, by a woman named Mary; she cannot be Mary, mother-of-Jesus, because that Mary is a “Virgin”.  Or, they are also the children of the Divine Spirit.
In any event, official doctrine has no sex between Mary & Joseph, so Joseph, a good Jew, probably has another wife [in accordance with law].
SO!  Major problem: Christian hold that, and officially call, the mother of their Lawyer, and only hope for salvation, adulteress... therefore a sinner.
There’s no escaping it, it is official Christian Doctrine.

Jesus Doctrine.
They same that Jesus, like St. Paul, was celibate all his life.  Yet Gnostic Gospels talk of him kissing Mary [presumably Mary Magdalene] on the mouth.  Apparently Peter is really disturbed by such a public display in front of the Apostles.
Official Catholic, and Christian, Doctrine states that Mary Magdalene was a whore.  Therefore Jesus is kissing a whore – and not platonically.
On 18 September, news of a verified 2010 archaeological find was released: a papyrus fragment in which Jesus refers to HIS WIFE!  Now, was this wife Mary Magdalene?  Or was Jesus cheating on his wife with Mary Magdalene? 
Hum... Either Jesus was an adulterer, or his wife was a known whore.
SO!  Major problem: Christian hold that, and officially call, the wife of their Lawyer, and only hope for salvation, whore... therefore a sinner.  And therefore, not only was Jesus NOT celibate, but his wife was the community whore – way to insult your only hope of Salvation. 
There’s no escaping it, it is official Christian Doctrine.